July 2009
7 posts
“Bridget: [voiceover] Resolution number one: obviously, will lose twenty pounds....”
– Bridget Jones’ Diary, 2001
“Daniel Cleaver: Now these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very...”
– Bridget Jones’ Diary, 2001
Bridget Jones
I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother’s pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever’s in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences… But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very...
seriously. get a blog.
so i’m leaving my condo today, and i run into this woman - this single mom - who lives upstairs. she’s in the doorway. it’s unavoidable. she asks me how i’m enjoying my summer, and i’m like, “oh, it’s good, thanks…” and of course, i return the question out of courtesy.
so she launches into this story about how she’s just returning from...